Cricket (Hawkeye Littlebird)

I was dancing at Warehouse21 and IDK why, but I just started doing hop scotch. Cricket (Hawkeye Littlebird) commented on my cool moves and we started talking. I tried (for hours) to snatch her giant hairclip with no success. Every time I go to RiteAid they only have the small ones. Why does life have to be so hard?

Cricket (Hawkeye Littlebird) and Edie Starling dancing at Warehouse21
We talked a lot about derendering people — not out of spite, but simply for the FPS. I noted that if she tried to derender me, she’d be in big trouble. She replied, “Danger is my middle name! Great, now my name is like a sentence, ‘Cricket Danger Little Bird.'” After saying that she “Cackles at her stupid dad joke.” So, I took the liberty with my own stupid dad joke, “I like your anchor necklace, you must be ‘nautical, but nice!'”
Good music; low FPS; it’s always something! If you go to a crowded club and then derender everyone to get bearable FPS… why not just go to a not crowded club in the first place??
Please to notice my RED AND COPPER HAIR in this actual photo by me!
Cricket made this awesome AI version of us! It’s so cool! But, uh, you turned me blonde!? (bitch!)
Oh, and then this guy Norman Avedon sends me this picture he took of me at Warehouse21. The guy doesn’t even know me and he was able to GET MY HAIRCOLOR RIGHT!! “Norman Avedon,” huh. How did I not think to ask him if he was related to Richard?

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